heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

(Source: mcerafan, via humoristics)

When I spot a cute guy from across the bar

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When a girl tells me it's been a long time since she's had sex

death-by-lulz:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

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(Source: beelzeburg)

"Theres a brief moment when you first wake up, where you have no memories. A blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness."

— AnnaSophia Robb, The Carrie Diaries (via collapsed)

(Source: collapsed, via live-l0ve-laugh-xoxo)

death-by-lulz:

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